The Blinding Bright Eyes Who Lurks Upon the Crooked Turn

The Blinding Bright Eyes Who Lurks Upon the Crooked Turn
Type of Deity	Motorway Deity
Aliases	The Man With The Blinding Bright Eves Who Lurks Upon The Crooked Turn
Story Context
First Mentioned	Chapter 15: For My Song Has No Beginning...

The Man With The Blinding Bright Eyes Who Lurks Upon The Crooked Turn is a motorway deity, that enforces road safety in the Peninsula.

Description

The god is announced by Diane Stone on the radio:

"I’d like to give a very special shout-out to our new sponsor here at Greater Glottage Radio, the Man With The Blinding Bright Eyes Who Lurks Upon The Crooked Turn. Every year he takes the lives of over ten thousand motorists in the Peninsula. Lend him thanks...that it isn’t you."

Trivia

• The god is a sponsor of Greater Glottage Radio.